Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
How do guys in jail…..
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Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
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