I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
Seminars for Females/Males
Seminars for Females (Prepared and presented by Males)1. Elementary map reading2. Crying and law...
My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...