Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
Doctor Bumblings!
Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors:1. She has no rigors or shaking chills...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night…
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over...