Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Who won the race?
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race...
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...