Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students…
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
Starch in your Shorts
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Turn back your car odometer
|A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a...