Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...