Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
New dog breed
Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?It’s a cross between a...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...