Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...
A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...
Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.