Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a...
Cool Bumper Stickers!
Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken,...
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
Angry Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...