Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit…
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...
Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...