Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There’s...
Quick Thinking!
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Relationships to Weddings
Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship –...
Sick of the Holidays
|Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your...