Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....
The Sexy Secretary.
A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Surgeons
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first...