Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
men chasing women
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same...
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...