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Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south…
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All Aboard
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I think I need a pair of glasses
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The way he died
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How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Handy guide to modern science
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Bank Robbery
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a...
Happily Addicted to the Web
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