Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
Blondie
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
Witch Story
He was a junior bank executive and he had swindled one hundred thousand dollars...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...