The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Free meat
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a...
Computer use of a blonde!
How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?The joystick is...
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...