A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Blonde Hijacker
Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who...
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south…
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part II
I was having coffee at the golf course when I saw a large amount...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.