Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
What is the definition of an overbite?
What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
A Greek BBQ
How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek...
A poor little girl was begging in the street…
A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed byand the...
Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...