Did you make a donation?
|At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.