IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
Super models
Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or...
A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a…
A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to adrawing he was doing with...
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.