How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...
Letter from grandma
One day I recieved a letter from grandma…The other day I went up to...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so...