If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
A bus station is where a bus stops…
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....