Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Rabbi’s anniversary present
A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of serviceby...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Go to save my friend
|A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home...
Signs and notices 10
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign for a...