Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
And yet another Clinton joke
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots...
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Nuts
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc…
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He...
Welcoming to America
|When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
PMS in the bible!
The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that...