How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...
Girl Talk
Girl Lingo:The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means it’s time...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...