Emacs acronyms
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Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
An honest lawyer
|An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business...
SAT score decay
SAT score decayAs we all know SAT scores have been on the decline for...
Blondes and Buildings
2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING….. WOULDN’T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM...
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer’s Lingo:”COMPETITIVE SALARY” We remain competitive by paying less than our...
On the road again.
One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her...
Some professions
Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl...
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...