Murphy’s Law regarding Children
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Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
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A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
I\’m glad I\’m a woman
I’M GLAD I’M A WOMANI’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I...
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of…
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of...
Stupid Funny Quotes
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Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
Can’t take it with you
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What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?A canoe tips…..Sent by deadcatz