Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
Penis Tax
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase...
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
How are you doing?
|A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...