Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
Country Tunes
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
Two Corpuscles
Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Story about infinity
|A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The conventioneers filled two...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!