You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope…
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It...
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...