Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
Guide to Religions.
A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it’s...