Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Bank customer service
|”I’m not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
I just had a dream about it
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told...
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
Meet me for lunch!
The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about...
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...