Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
3 kids
Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...