What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she...
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life?
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life? Figuring out which...
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...