Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Advantages of older women…
Advantages of dating older women…An older woman will never wake you up in the...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
Life of a Senior Citizen…I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts till...
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane…
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...