Helping your father
|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to...
Internet highway blues
|The Information Highway BluesMy baby’s got my 486. My cellular phone’s on the blink....
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
Economics astrology
|An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, “Astrology is...
Get some of this
Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...
Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...