Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Sexually active
A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,”IS...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
Shopping for goods
|A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and...
Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...