keep flies out of the kitchen
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A guy was trying to console a friend…
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What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
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Short Guide To Religions
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Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
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