Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Facts of Life
Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for...
Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed…
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
A local United Way office realized that…
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
Religious battle golf
|The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon...
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor…
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.