Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
You just might be a Redneck if…
You Just Might Be A Redneck If…You’ve been married three times and still have...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Real advertisements 02
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. For...
Big ethical dilemma
|Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged...