Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Microsoft trademarks TM
|Microsoft Trademarks the Trademark Symbol By Vince Sabio HumourNet Communications, Ltd. REDMOND, Wash (UPI)...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...