Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over…
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over....
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...