Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Miss My Ex
I Still Miss My Ex..But My Aim Is Getting Better!
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
He is new to baseball
|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...