Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
Viagra again.
Questions to Ponder about ViagraIf a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...