Mafia Job
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all...
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague…
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Men Compared To Mel Gibson
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for...
Cat jokes 07
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...