Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women…
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and…
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Some last minute requests
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DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
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(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...