Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt…
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came...
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...
Blonde in College
A blonde reports for his University’s final examination that consists of Y/N type questions....
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...