My Montana Diary
Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Montana. It is so beautiful here....
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....
Cheap Beer
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
An Email From God!
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new...