Swallowed A Mouse
A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
A vicious circle
A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
Osama Cave Memo
Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours, but we’ve really...
Fight between the musicians
|At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player...
Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Did you hear about the blind skunk…
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?