Ideal Seduction Line
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
If you cloned Henry IV…
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part...
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
Broken Commandmants
Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often...
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the…
A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...