Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
I’m going to a lecture
|The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...